January 2011
15 posts
“Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons...”
– Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory)
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Zack: You know, I saw this great thing on the Discovery Channel. Turns out if you kill a starfish it'll just come back to life.
Sheldon: Was the starfish wearing boxer shorts? Because you might have been watching Nickelodeon.
