my armpits smell.
it’s true ya know.
The girl with a future avoids a man with a past. - Evan Esar
The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can’t ask his...
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This little girl’s mother is a computer specialist from Helsinki, Finland. While her daughter is soundly asleep, she creates a completely different world … from whatever she can find around her!
My sweet kitty “apparently” tried to attack next door’s cat and the fuddy duddy neighbour complained about it! Butter’s is the biggest pussy himself, if that cat can be bullied by him then…it really says something about her! But anyway, GO BUTTERS! <3 <3
Films vs. The Real World - # 1 Shopping
Consummarism is very much part of our culture these days. Marketing has become a mind controlling tool which out right makes you believe you need whatever product they are selling. The motion of handing over a plastic card, cash, or clicking the purchase button on your computer instantly sends a wave of orgasmic pleasure through you. OK that might be slightly exaggerated but it sure feels pretty...
Marge: Homer, I have someone here who can save you!
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist.
Marge: It's not Batman!
Lisa: So what prize did you end up getting? Bart: Moustache comb. What'd you get? Lisa: Fake moustache. Wanna comb it?