January 2012
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“I don’t have enough hangers for all the clothes I own.”
– sooooo true
First World Problems (via epic4chan)
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This is crude but it's hell funny LOL
clientsfromhell:
A client has various business areas which are identified by acronyms, including LAP, EQP and FAP. They wanted some new online adverts made up. I asked what ideas they’d had for the text. This is what they came back with
FAP online (everyone is doing it)
FAP in schools
FAP for life.
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“A turn wasn’t sharp enough to turn off my car blinker.”
– First World Problems (via epic4chan)
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“The 50-70 year olds who run my gov and don’t know how to use computers are...”
– First World Problems (via epic4chan)
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“The third hole in my belt is too loose, but the fourth hole is too tight.”
– First World Problems (via epic4chan)
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Will Grayson Will Grayson - John Green and David...
I finished this book in less than a week. It was addictive and had a force of it’s own, just like one of the main characters, Tiny Cooper.
The book is set out into two simultaneous paths of the title characters, Will Grayson and Will Grayson. Both are teenagers, thinking like typical teenagers and reckons the world is out to get them.
Though the title characters weren’t much of a...
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Thor
Where to begin on what’s wrong with this drone of moving pictures people called a “movie”.
1. I sure hope Stan Lee never read the script because if he actually approved what came out of it, I am pretty sure he’s just a massive fame whore. I mean for Thor to have a sudden epiphany that he was acting like the world’s biggest prat in a span of 2 minutes was just...
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clientsfromhell:
Client: The executives have us on a very tight budget, so don’t expect your going rate. As you can see, everyone has these cheap knockoff “dɥ” brand laptops.
The client points to logo on laptop cover.
Client: Have you ever even heard of “dɥ” brand?
Me: Actually, I think that’s an upside down Hewlett Packard logo…
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Looking for Alaska
Miles “Pudge” Halter, is a less angsty version of Holden Caulfield. Chain smoking, binge drinking and at the same time looking for his own “great perhaps”, Pudge takes us through his 136 days with Alaska Young, who he fell instantly in love with at first sight.
The easy flowing narrative of John Green’s novel, takes us not only into Pudge’s journey of the...
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The Skin I Live In
Five simple words and a punctuation:
Almodovar you are a genius!
I highly recommend this film. The multi-award winning director Pedro Almodovar rarely disappoints. He is unafraid to encompass taboo issues and twisted pervert-ism in his work. He is not phased by coming up with story lines that some people would consider disturbed. I’m not talking about horror films like Hostel and Saw...
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